Went out to buy a motorcycle, came back with a couch...

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
08/03/2020 at 23:36 • Filed to: None

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After searching endlessly for a nice condition and reasonably priced Valkyrie, GL1200 Interstate, or GL1500, I decided to embrace my impending old manishness, go full boomer and buy a GL1800. The ABS, cruise control and fuel injection intrigued me, and the test ride sold me. My initial budget was $3,000, and yes, I overshot that by quite a bit. But, for 300 pounds of aluminum and steel, and 500 pounds of plastic, $5,000 is a steal with only 55,000 miles.

It’s been 5 years since my last bikes let the garage (a ‘77 GL1000 and an ‘85 GL1200A), and I was a bit rusty for a few miles. But, once I got back into the groove, I was shocked at how nimble this behemoth is! I’ve got some de-chroming to do (I HATEHATEHATEHATE that stupid front rotor cover, especially since it’s festooned with Seahawks-inspired green and blue lighting), but beyond that, I’m just going to treat it like a (well-maintained) commuter car.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 01:04

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Nice bike, congrats. Now  you just need the matching trailer.


Kinja'd!!! jminer > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 01:57

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Congratulations! They are sure as hell comfy.


Kinja'd!!! camarov6rs > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 03:04

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Given the original clientele there are MANY cosmetic accessories for you to browse. I have a feeling you’ll be able to find what you like.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 04:48

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Good to see you posting again. Nice bike as well. I can’t bring myself to buy another with children currently. However, I’m glad so many oppos will allow me too live vicariously through them.


Kinja'd!!! Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 05:54

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Ve ry nice! I sold bikes at a Honda/Suzuki/Polaris dealer in college. Always loved taking a Goldwing out. Super comfortable, and it will hustle on twisty roads. I dragged the running boards/peg area  in a Really tight corner one day, it was fun.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 08:14

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That's a lot of bike for $5k!


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!!
08/04/2020 at 12:20

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My old GL1000 was awful in the corners- it would drag hard parts WAY too easily, so I kinda have PTSD to get over from that. Even so, I find myself leaning this thing pretty low already . It’s so easy to ride!


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > gettingoldercarguy
08/04/2020 at 12:21

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Thanks! I’ve kinda dropped off because Kinja has gotten so frustrating to use.

I didn’t think I would buy another bike no matter how much I missed it , but moving further out from Portland traffic got me back in the mood.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
08/04/2020 at 12:23

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Gotta grow the big belly first, and learn how to ride on the freeway at 50 mph all day long.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > shop-teacher
08/04/2020 at 12:23

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My thoughts exactly!


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > camarov6rs
08/04/2020 at 12:24

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What I like is for the lot of them to be in the trash! :)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Tristan
08/04/2020 at 12:28

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If you need any belly tips....